Circular Logic

thisonetimeatthegym
thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
So I'm bloated from too much fiber and just want to "be productive" on the porcelain.

I'm considering buying a Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal because that runs out of me like a tourists in a Jurassic Park movie.

Would that work, or would the meal be behind the gas that's in there?

Because from the banana post, this is relevant to all of you.


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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    edited September 2016
    Just keep drinking water and it'll be a spectacular show eventually. Or coffee.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Just keep drinking water and it'll be a spectacular show eventually. Or coffee.

    Spectacular? That's very interesting to ponder.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Just keep drinking water and it'll be a spectacular show eventually. Or coffee.

    Spectacular? That's very interesting to ponder.

    Like you'll lose a pant size kinda spectacular.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Just keep drinking water and it'll be a spectacular show eventually. Or coffee.

    Spectacular? That's very interesting to ponder.

    Like you'll lose a pant size kinda spectacular.

    I am looking forward to that. I think.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    Love your meme and avatar. Hilarious!
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    So an update:

    I decided to go to McD's. But my ring was loose, and I found out I lost 7lbs since the last time I weighed.

    So of course I didn't want to mess that up, so I went to Jimmy Johns instead.

    Once I got back on mfp, turns out Jimmy Johns is a hundred calories more than a quarter pounder. And I feel bloated.

    But, yay!
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    edited September 2016
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    So an update:

    I decided to go to McD's. But my ring was loose, and I found out I lost 7lbs since the last time I weighed.

    So of course I didn't want to mess that up, so I went to Jimmy Johns instead.

    Once I got back on mfp, turns out Jimmy Johns is a hundred calories more than a quarter pounder. And I feel bloated.

    But, yay!

    Omg you can't be talking about pooping and say something like your ring was loose. It took me a second.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    ..... I'm backing quietly out of this thread.

    Sorta like when you walk into the wrong restroom and suddenly notice that the toilet fixtures aren't right for your gender and you really hope that nobody has seen you and you want to get really, really small. It's like that.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    So an update:

    I decided to go to McD's. But my ring was loose, and I found out I lost 7lbs since the last time I weighed.

    So of course I didn't want to mess that up, so I went to Jimmy Johns instead.

    Once I got back on mfp, turns out Jimmy Johns is a hundred calories more than a quarter pounder. And I feel bloated.

    But, yay!

    Omg you can't be talking about pooping and say something like you ring was loose. It took me a second.

    Not surprised. :D
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ..... I'm backing quietly out of this thread.

    Sorta like when you walk into the wrong restroom and suddenly notice that the toilet fixtures aren't right for your gender and you really hope that nobody has seen you and you want to get really, really small. It's like that.

    Giggles. You in wrong room, Mr. Giggles.


    Mr. Giggles.

    Giggling Mister.

    Giggle master.

    Jagermeister.

    You in correct room now!

    Incorrect.

    Room.

    Room now

    Roomba

    Vacuum the mess on this thread.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    So an update:

    I decided to go to McD's. But my ring was loose, and I found out I lost 7lbs since the last time I weighed.

    So of course I didn't want to mess that up, so I went to Jimmy Johns instead.

    Once I got back on mfp, turns out Jimmy Johns is a hundred calories more than a quarter pounder. And I feel bloated.

    But, yay!

    Omg you can't be talking about pooping and say something like you ring was loose. It took me a second.

    that took me more than a second. But yea...its hard to believe Jimmy Johns is more than a big mac.

    Quarter Pounder 530 cal
    Jimmy Johns Pepe 630 cal
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    So an update:

    I decided to go to McD's. But my ring was loose, and I found out I lost 7lbs since the last time I weighed.

    So of course I didn't want to mess that up, so I went to Jimmy Johns instead.

    Once I got back on mfp, turns out Jimmy Johns is a hundred calories more than a quarter pounder. And I feel bloated.

    But, yay!

    Omg you can't be talking about pooping and say something like you ring was loose. It took me a second.

    that took me more than a second. But yea...its hard to believe Jimmy Johns is more than a big mac.

    Quarter Pounder 530 cal
    Jimmy Johns Pepe 630 cal

    That makes me sad.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    Try eating a few servings if anything with sugar alcohols in it. It will be epic
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