The Great Potato Chip Incident

Aesop101
Aesop101 Posts: 758 Member
edited September 29 in Chit-Chat
Back in the day when my kids were very young, maybe 9 to 12, I had a penchant for BBQ Potato chips. I don't know why I just did. These days I don't think I've had any in several years.

We use to go to parks and playgrounds on weekends after I would pick them up from their mom's place. I had been devouring those things for a week as a quick lunch or between jobs, I worked two at the time. So I grab the kids and we're heading out to somewhere. Then I spotted it, a full BBQ potato chip between the seat and the consul. Looked completely untouched. I cry BONUS! Grab the tempting morsel and throw it in my mouth. My Gawd!! It was like chewing on old moldy plywood. Soft, no crunch, and yet a nylon type texture. Spitooooooouie, out the window. My kids laughed until they cried.

You know the rascals still bring that up some 20 years later.

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  • Reisse62
    Reisse62 Posts: 71 Member
    So cute.
  • trejon
    trejon Posts: 203
    That is great! Thanks for sharing.
  • dosesr4winners20
    dosesr4winners20 Posts: 362
    LOL! thanks for the laugh. I'd never eat one again lol!!
  • lindsaylove07
    lindsaylove07 Posts: 444 Member
    I just snorted water out of my nose and all over my keyboard. Because I've done that too!
  • butterfly1445
    butterfly1445 Posts: 81 Member
    That is hilarious! And a good way to keep yourself off the chips!
  • premar9795
    premar9795 Posts: 2
    I've done that too, but I stuck by my decision and choked that bad boy down. It only took 10 minutes.
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    :laugh: Bwahahaha!!! Kids love to bring up stuff like that.
  • DianneCee
    DianneCee Posts: 1
    Gee, sounds like 'almost' the 5 second rule. I'd be more tempted with M&Ms. ; )
  • MiladyMetal
    MiladyMetal Posts: 184 Member
    Oh jeez you poor thing! LOL I know exactly how that is my chip was the salt and vinegar ones though! I feel for ya cuz I know the kids will NEVER let you live that down. haha ;)
  • NeuroticVirgo
    NeuroticVirgo Posts: 3,671 Member
    LOL! Of course, sounds like a pretty unforgettable moment to me!
  • Marjorielk
    Marjorielk Posts: 202 Member
    hahahahahahahahah
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