Why skinny dip when you can chunky dunk?

SuzMac1981
SuzMac1981 Posts: 708 Member
edited September 29 in Chit-Chat
Do you ever make fun of yourself by cracking a joke at your own expense? I do sometimes... this line happens to be my favorite. This is supposed to be FUN so make it FUN and respond positively... no negativity allowed!

What is your one liner or joke that you make at your own expense?
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  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    "Just because I live in the frozen North doesn't mean I need all this blubber."


    It's my profile intro thingy :) Hehehe
  • MissingMyOldSelf
    MissingMyOldSelf Posts: 689 Member
    When someone asks if I like certain foods, I point to my belly and say, "how do you think I got this way? I don't discriminate my food!"
  • believetoachieve
    believetoachieve Posts: 675 Member
    "It's my winter insulation... I'm saving it for next year" :bigsmile:
  • MsLadyVirgo
    MsLadyVirgo Posts: 160 Member
    "I'm not FAT, I'm Festively Plumped." Eric Cartman, Southpark
  • gdr1976
    gdr1976 Posts: 460 Member
    I'm not over weight, I'm under tall.

    Got to love Garfield
  • Kozykupple
    Kozykupple Posts: 1
    I am a helluva cook,I didn't get this way by accident!
  • haileyco
    haileyco Posts: 68
    when someone asks me if I'm on a diet I say "Nope, I'm on fluff patrole". My other favorite is referring to my insulation and its movement as my "Jiggle factor".
  • stellarchic06
    stellarchic06 Posts: 7 Member
    The only time you'll catch me running is if there's a brownie at the finish line!!!
  • SuzMac1981
    SuzMac1981 Posts: 708 Member
    I AM LOVING THIS!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Those are so funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My mom used to say she wasn't fat, she was big boned. :laugh:
  • daneslord
    daneslord Posts: 31
    Mine is "my love handles are getting in the way of my handle getting loved"

    not quite on topic, but still....
  • beccau_20
    beccau_20 Posts: 191 Member
    I usually just point to my stomch and say, "I'm just sayin'..."
  • Felesina1
    Felesina1 Posts: 142
    Being fluffy just means there's more of me to love!
  • homeport51
    homeport51 Posts: 198 Member
    When people tell me I look good for my age, I say "Thanks! It's the fat, it fills out the wrinkles!"
  • SuzMac1981
    SuzMac1981 Posts: 708 Member
    LOL these are great!!!
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    This one will probably be taken out of context, but here it goes.... "And just how do you think I got this girlish figure?"
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    If you are what you eat, I gotta eat a skinny girl.
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
    If you are what you eat, I gotta eat a skinny girl.

    HAHAHAHA
  • volfan22
    volfan22 Posts: 149 Member
    The only time you'll catch me running is if there's a brownie at the finish line!!!

    My quote is "I only run if I'm being chased." LOL
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    "I have a six-pack...it's just well-protected!"
  • MissionABS
    MissionABS Posts: 80
    Thankfully this no longer applies, but I used to say "why would I want a 6 pack, when I already have a keg"
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    I love when someone asks me a question like "hey do you like such and such food?"
    my fav response is "does a fat kid like cake?"
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I feel bad when someone punches my abs and their knuckles break.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    Want to see my six pack? Sweet! Go to my fridge...
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    I call myself whale flop sometimes. Drives the man crazy. :)
  • gnat45
    gnat45 Posts: 833 Member
    "It's my winter insulation... I'm saving it for next year" :bigsmile:

    I love this one.
  • CincyDave
    CincyDave Posts: 17 Member
    "Inside me is a skinny guy screaming to get out. I know. I ate him."
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    "Why would you want a 6-pack when you can have a keg?"
  • Jade17694
    Jade17694 Posts: 584 Member
    "Inside me is a skinny guy screaming to get out. I know. I ate him."

    Love this.
  • mezz3329
    mezz3329 Posts: 12 Member
    I'm in shape ... It's called round!
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