You know you need to lose weight when....

GTOgirl1969
GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
You pull your pants down to your knees and your *kitten* is still in them.

Got any more funny ones? Let's hear 'em!

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  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    You pull your pants down to your knees and your *kitten* is still in them.

    Got any more funny ones? Let's hear 'em!
  • TRLTAMPA
    TRLTAMPA Posts: 824
    Your boyfriend tells you that you look just like the before picture on a weight loss commercial.
  • wildkat318
    wildkat318 Posts: 326 Member
    You stand up at the backyard bbq and the chair is still attached to your *kitten* (this one happened to me!) :sad:
  • pdxmomof2
    pdxmomof2 Posts: 643
    You sit down in the backyard BBQ chair and it breaks!
  • hdtoolgirl
    hdtoolgirl Posts: 93 Member
    When your pager goes off, and people think your backing up.

    When you go to a restaurant and instead of a menu, you get an estimate.

    When people think your pregnant and your not.
  • finallyproud
    finallyproud Posts: 154 Member
    When your daughter giggles and says "Mommy my Jello jiggles like your butt".:noway:
  • Cassia
    Cassia Posts: 467 Member
    When your daughter giggles and says "Mommy my Jello jiggles like your butt".
    ohh... in a crowded place...:sad:
  • lulubar
    lulubar Posts: 739 Member
    When your six year old is sitting on the couch, you are wearing shorts and you bend over to dust the coffee table, and the boys says, "Does that hurt Mommy?"

    You say "Does what hurt?"

    He says "All those holes in the back of your legs!"

    :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh: (Happened to my sister!)
  • Mattysmomma
    Mattysmomma Posts: 268
    You stand up at the backyard bbq and the chair is still attached to your *kitten* (this one happened to me!) :sad:


    that is the FUNNIEST thing i heard allllll day!!!! Thanks for a good laugh. I am just having visuals of myself doing that is i dont stick to this diet.
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    When you daughter tells you your butt is too big for the toilet. :grumble:
  • MOMOFTWO29
    MOMOFTWO29 Posts: 8,276 Member
    when someone asks when are you due and you aren't even pregnant.
  • wildkat318
    wildkat318 Posts: 326 Member
    You sit down in the backyard BBQ chair and it breaks!

    Done that one too and it wasn't my house or chair! :sad:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    When you finish waving with your hand but your arm is still going (granny flap)

    When your butt takes a few secons longer to leave a room than the rest of your body!
  • jbmhamapm
    jbmhamapm Posts: 49
    You can't tell your front from your back
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
    you blame the clothing for being too small and its well in the double digits(been there had that over it)
  • hdtoolgirl
    hdtoolgirl Posts: 93 Member
    When you use the sizes in your closet to pick out your lottery numbers.
  • may_marie
    may_marie Posts: 667 Member
    when kids kick you out of the trampoline because they are afraid you'll break it.. (but let their whole family on it at the same time)
  • TRLTAMPA
    TRLTAMPA Posts: 824
    You hide a candybar under your belly roll so the kids dont catch you sneaking it to the bathroom.
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