Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Hunter

He wears point shoes and a pointy hat, cobbles shoes and makes presents, however hes not an elf. Just a guy who enjoys those things.

She has invented a spanking machine using a belt sander and mannequin hands. Currently working on her marketing scheme.

ps...now i'm freaking curious what the hell are Phallic Cookies are???

ahaaaa....didn't know those had an actual name

now my comment above is a bit disturbing...... lol

You could be forgiven for not realizing, but in truth, Ken Dolls do come anatomically correct. She has taken it upon herself to castrate them all as soon as they leave the factory. It's more of a volunteer position.

She runs a Matchmaking business for adults who like to play with Barbies

Which means she gives the actual hand job because even though my offering plants the idea in their head, nobody is going to look at me and get excited. I stand to the side and offer her the moist towelette afterwards. I do still whistle tunes though, just to create a pleasing atmosphere.

history teacher

Perfume sampler at the mall. She squirts the ladies in the eye "by accident" when they piss her off

tree frog counsellor

He's a fact checker. Points out errors and inconsistencies.

advises people on proper tucking technique

helicopter rotor spinner

Pillow fluffer