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Help! How many calories do you think this is?

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edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
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  • Posts: 181 Member
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  • Posts: 10 Member
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    Nope.
  • Posts: 3,678 Member
    That looks like plaster, which has...just enough calories to kill you on the spot because it's not intended for human consumption.
  • Posts: 2,126 Member
    I feel like I will have nightmares about this.
  • Posts: 35,719 Member
    :laugh:
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    320 kcal per 100 grams. Make sure to weigh it.
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  • Posts: 3,103 Member
    Well, I guess the back of the head is in deficit.
  • Posts: 33,068 Member
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  • Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • Posts: 1,547 Member
    I hope it's coconut oil, and not soap! In which case her hair will look amazing after a rinse...
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2016
    Oh, this is a Little Baby's Ice Cream ad....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4jEIZyTZU
  • Posts: 11 Member
    At least 1,000,000,000 calories
  • Posts: 5,589 Member
    Over 9000.
  • Posts: 29 Member
    Nightmare fuel..
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    So that is vanilla ice cream that has 145 kcal per 72 grams. That person made of ice cream probably weighs 125 lbs or 56,699 grams or 787 servings. 787 servings would be 114,115 kcal total.
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  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2016
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    I think it'd have more to do with their surface area than their weight

    That's true if the person is covered in ice cream. But in my estimate, it's based on the person being ice cream. How much surface area do you think that is?
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    I think it'd have more to do with their surface area than their weight

    Now I want to know how many calories are in the amount of Ice Cream that it would take to cover a person.
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    Googling "How much ice cream would it take to cover a person" did not work.
  • Posts: 13,499 Member
    Per: MedicineNet.com
    Average body surface area for adult men: 1.9 m2
    Average body surface area for adult women: 1.6 m2
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  • Posts: 13,499 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    Is this the average for people living today or like for a "normal" ideal body weight/size?

    "The "normal" body surface area is generally taken to be 1.7 m2 but, in actual fact, the body surface area depends on more than just height and weight. Other influential factors include the age and gender of the individual"
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    I haven't had to use math like this since high school. I would of paid more attention if I would of known I could figure out how much Ice Cream could cover a human.
  • Posts: 13,499 Member
    I keep trying to google different things....getting no where ;(
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    1.7 m² = 18.299246501615 ft²

    The ice cream would probably be ¼ inch tall if evenly spread.

    and.... math.
  • Posts: 13,499 Member
    Ft3=18.29924 ft2 x 0.02083333 ft, so x=.38 ft3 of ice cream, which is equivalent to 11.37 quarts of ice cream
    Average quart of vanilla ice cream is 137 cal, so 137x11.37 = 1557.69 calories.

    BAM!
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2016
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Ft3=18.29924 ft2 x 0.02083333 ft, so x=.38 ft3 of ice cream, which is equivalent to 11.37 quarts of ice cream
    Average quart of vanilla ice cream is 137 cal, so 137x11.37 = 1557.69 calories.

    BAM!

    Wow, thanks!

    But I will say this, I know very well that a quart of ice cream doesn't have 137 kcal (I wish). 137 is for 1/2 cup of ice cream.
    One quart of ice cream contains equivalent to four cups of ice cream or 8 servings of ice cream. so 137 x 8 = 1096.
    So 1096 x 11.37 = 12,461.52 kcal
  • Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    Wow, thanks!

    But I will say this, I know very well that a quart of ice cream doesn't have 137 kcal. 137 is for 1/2 cup of ice cream.
    One quart of ice cream contains equivalent to four cups of ice cream or 8 servings of ice cream. so 137 x 8 = 1096.
    So 1096 x 11.37 = 12,461.52 kcal

    Swoon

  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    600 lbs of Nutella.

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