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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited October 2016
    Opens her window and parades around in the nude waving at me ..her fetish is flashing ..who knew ..
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Her fetish is to find everyone else's fetishes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hasn't exercised a day in the last 3 years and lives on maccas and milkshakes daily
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    wanted to take away my milkshake!!!!! :o
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Thinks her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
  • ericatoday
    ericatoday Posts: 454 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Thinks her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

    Her milkshake does bring all the biys to the yard (i have a feeling this is not a lie though)
  • ulcaster555
    ulcaster555 Posts: 1,150 Member
    plays with the biys in the backyard
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    spies on the girls in the backyard!
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    pees in public....hates public restrooms...
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    he stands watch, so no one interrupts me!
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    MJFSH wrote: »
    he stands watch, so no one interrupts me!

    she's literally trying to drive me nuts.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    he stands watch, so no one interrupts me!

    she's literally trying to drive me nuts.

    hey babe, it's the lie thread!!!!! lol

    He's a total stranger!
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    MJFSH wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    he stands watch, so no one interrupts me!

    she's literally trying to drive me nuts.

    hey babe, it's the lie thread!!!!! lol

    He's a total stranger!

    oops. my bad. >:)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He hates me
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    she refuses to brush her teeth with a toothbrush or toothpaste...uses a toilet bowl scrubber because it gets more surface area...prefers to use it while it's still wet
  • kmmykietiuk17
    kmmykietiuk17 Posts: 28 Member
    His profile picture isn't edited, his beard is naturally pink
  • alexisslolypop
    alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member
    She doesn't cheat on a cheat day
  • Coloradoex
    Coloradoex Posts: 2,339 Member
    She crushes no one.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    he kisses cacti to improve his looks...family secret...
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  • alexisslolypop
    alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member
    She doesn't like shopping...
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Shot the Easter Bunny and served him for lunch

    (true story a couple years ago all the kids were looking out the patio door on Easter when a bunny comes hopping along and I say "look guys it's the Easter Bunny!" then the neighbors dog comes along and mutilates it... I have not lived that one down! They were horrified!)
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Shot the Easter Bunny and served him for lunch

    (true story a couple years ago all the kids were looking out the patio door on Easter when a bunny comes hopping along and I say "look guys it's the Easter Bunny!" then the neighbors dog comes along and mutilates it... I have not lived that one down! They were horrified!)

    That is terrible!! Yet hilarious!!!

    IKR?! I shouldn't laugh about it now... but I do.
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  • sweetnsouthernsass
    sweetnsouthernsass Posts: 58 Member
    The older brother of Donald Trump, he resides at a convent until the renovations are finished on his tattoo parlor. He was a chicken in a former life. Nice guy though.
  • alexisslolypop
    alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member
    He's the dwarf
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Waxes her chest hair twice a week

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