We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wanted to take my future husband0
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Even though @alexisslolypop tried to push @slimgirljo15 off the balcony... She blocked my view, and I couldn't run away with @alexisslolypop.0
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He told me my family was too complicated for his0
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She was so paranoid.0
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She didn't like Shakespeare0
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To erudite for me0
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Didn't understand sonnets I wrote0
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She named her banana rice shake... Shakespeare!0
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Thought I was obssesed with Will0
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Her love for Will Smith was unnatural.
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She was more of Al Pacino type a gal0
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None of these girls were real.... they were living a life in movies... and I couldn't bring them to reality0
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He wanted to convince me that McDreamy is alive and doing Bridget Jones movie while I know he passed away...
*sad*0 -
I never had a clue what she was talking about.0
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We spoke different languages and none of them was the Language of Love!0
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She made me choose between netflix or chill
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Got mad when I switched to Sling TV0
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She was just mean. She always looked ways to upset me. She'll change the channel if I'll like the programming, She'll raise the thermostat if I was warm, and she'll call my mom-in-law and hand me the phone when I wanted a time of peace!0
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Hated my Mama!
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Her mother was a voodoo priestess ..scared me0
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She just hated my genes...0
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I didn't want my children to be part Martian!0
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She told me one day that she has changed the DNA of our kids and they don't match with me anymore!
That was the coolest confession I've ever heard, but it was still the deal breaker
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He broke my favorite Vase!0
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She was an expensive hoarder... decorated every corner with wired stuff... didn't leave an inch to put a foot print on. Once, I tipped off a Vase... she went blastic... and I was just OUT! ... live your life in a vase babe...0
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Was over dramatic
And gave my belongings to Goodwill!0 -
didn't like goodwill!0
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spent his money on lottery tickets and never won anything XD0
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but i tried hon i really did
she kept licking lollipops and told me i didn't get the hint0 -
Clueless ---- a lot more than a movie.1
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