We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was just mean. She always looked ways to upset me. She'll change the channel if I'll like the programming, She'll raise the thermostat if I was warm, and she'll call my mom-in-law and hand me the phone when I wanted a time of peace!0
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Hated my Mama!
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Her mother was a voodoo priestess ..scared me0
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She just hated my genes...0
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I didn't want my children to be part Martian!0
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She told me one day that she has changed the DNA of our kids and they don't match with me anymore!
That was the coolest confession I've ever heard, but it was still the deal breaker
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He broke my favorite Vase!0
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She was an expensive hoarder... decorated every corner with wired stuff... didn't leave an inch to put a foot print on. Once, I tipped off a Vase... she went blastic... and I was just OUT! ... live your life in a vase babe...0
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Was over dramatic
And gave my belongings to Goodwill!0 -
didn't like goodwill!0
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spent his money on lottery tickets and never won anything XD0
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but i tried hon i really did
she kept licking lollipops and told me i didn't get the hint0 -
Clueless ---- a lot more than a movie.1
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She was always talking in code0
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She accused me of being a Spy!0
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He found that pesky key0
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He kept getting back with his ex.1
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She was worried about who her ex was with1
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She ran faster than me0
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He didn't like me sucking........on lollipops.
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