Help! How many calories do you think this is?

Maximus
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  • Starman02
    Starman02 Posts: 181 Member
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  • Katamondango
    Katamondango Posts: 10 Member
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    Nope.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    That looks like plaster, which has...just enough calories to kill you on the spot because it's not intended for human consumption.
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    I feel like I will have nightmares about this.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    :laugh:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    320 kcal per 100 grams. Make sure to weigh it.
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  • rsclause
    rsclause Posts: 3,103 Member
    Well, I guess the back of the head is in deficit.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    I hope it's coconut oil, and not soap! In which case her hair will look amazing after a rinse...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2016
    Oh, this is a Little Baby's Ice Cream ad....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx4jEIZyTZU
  • rustyaragon
    rustyaragon Posts: 11 Member
    At least 1,000,000,000 calories
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Over 9000.
  • Acrawford01
    Acrawford01 Posts: 29 Member
    Nightmare fuel..
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    So that is vanilla ice cream that has 145 kcal per 72 grams. That person made of ice cream probably weighs 125 lbs or 56,699 grams or 787 servings. 787 servings would be 114,115 kcal total.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2016
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    So that is vanilla ice cream that has 145 kcal per 72 grams. That person made of ice cream probably weighs 125 lbs or 56,699 grams or 787 servings. 787 servings would be 114,115 kcal total.

    I think it'd have more to do with their surface area than their weight

    That's true if the person is covered in ice cream. But in my estimate, it's based on the person being ice cream. How much surface area do you think that is?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    So that is vanilla ice cream that has 145 kcal per 72 grams. That person made of ice cream probably weighs 125 lbs or 56,699 grams or 787 servings. 787 servings would be 114,115 kcal total.

    I think it'd have more to do with their surface area than their weight

    Now I want to know how many calories are in the amount of Ice Cream that it would take to cover a person.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Googling "How much ice cream would it take to cover a person" did not work.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Per: MedicineNet.com
    Average body surface area for adult men: 1.9 m2
    Average body surface area for adult women: 1.6 m2
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Per: MedicineNet.com
    Average body surface area for adult men: 1.9 m2
    Average body surface area for adult women: 1.6 m2

    Is this the average for people living today or like for a "normal" ideal body weight/size?

    "The "normal" body surface area is generally taken to be 1.7 m2 but, in actual fact, the body surface area depends on more than just height and weight. Other influential factors include the age and gender of the individual"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I haven't had to use math like this since high school. I would of paid more attention if I would of known I could figure out how much Ice Cream could cover a human.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I keep trying to google different things....getting no where ;(
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    1.7 m² = 18.299246501615 ft²

    The ice cream would probably be ¼ inch tall if evenly spread.

    and.... math.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Ft3=18.29924 ft2 x 0.02083333 ft, so x=.38 ft3 of ice cream, which is equivalent to 11.37 quarts of ice cream
    Average quart of vanilla ice cream is 137 cal, so 137x11.37 = 1557.69 calories.

    BAM!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2016
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Ft3=18.29924 ft2 x 0.02083333 ft, so x=.38 ft3 of ice cream, which is equivalent to 11.37 quarts of ice cream
    Average quart of vanilla ice cream is 137 cal, so 137x11.37 = 1557.69 calories.

    BAM!

    Wow, thanks!

    But I will say this, I know very well that a quart of ice cream doesn't have 137 kcal (I wish). 137 is for 1/2 cup of ice cream.
    One quart of ice cream contains equivalent to four cups of ice cream or 8 servings of ice cream. so 137 x 8 = 1096.
    So 1096 x 11.37 = 12,461.52 kcal
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Ft3=18.29924 ft2 x 0.02083333 ft, so x=.38 ft3 of ice cream, which is equivalent to 11.37 quarts of ice cream
    Average quart of vanilla ice cream is 137 cal, so 137x11.37 = 1557.69 calories.

    BAM!

    Wow, thanks!

    But I will say this, I know very well that a quart of ice cream doesn't have 137 kcal. 137 is for 1/2 cup of ice cream.
    One quart of ice cream contains equivalent to four cups of ice cream or 8 servings of ice cream. so 137 x 8 = 1096.
    So 1096 x 11.37 = 12,461.52 kcal

    Swoon

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    600 lbs of Nutella.

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