Woke up in someone else's pants!

I woke up this morning and I felt excitement. My first thought was that I couldn’t wait to meet my friend later for our run. All morning as I was getting ready for work I was filled with happiness and wondered what’s going on here? I never in a million years thought I would be that girl I always envied running down the street all sweaty and completely free! All the excitement went straight to my head as I checked myself out from every angle in my mirror. Then I had the bright idea to try on my skinny work pants that I haven’t worn in over three years. Keep in mind I had all my skinny pants dry cleaned and hanging in my closet for weeks just waiting for me to put them on again. So I went for it…at this very moment I am sitting at work in my skinny little work pants. I actually feel like marching around the office shouting “do you like my pants? They are size 5.”