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Doesn't like mustaches

mjaykup wrote: »

Doesn't like shirts

Fact: I don't

doesnt shower right after workout

She pretends to be a man so she can wear buttless chaps and follow me

Says "*kitten* you!" to every person in his office instead of "Good morning!"

Has horseshoes attached to the soles of his boots just because he can't stand being short

Secretly he approves that law