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subcounter wrote: »

Her cat has a matching hat:

This is too funny to me! Laughs for real!

Xvapor wrote: »

Eats too much lettuce

Not a lie! My cat does too! He loves romaine and organic mixed greens.

Xvapor:
Thinks hockey sucks and Hockey Night in Canada gives him nightmares

She dyes her hair

She's shy

he used to wrassel Alligators, until the Alligator union brought him up on hate crimes

He's a regular at the Speed dating club

she likes speed dating to include rounding home plate~!

takes the puppets home for freaky time

likes to set me on her lap and pretend to operate my features

likes nekkid lap dances, and gets all handsy~