What's the craziest thing that has happened to you as a result of MFP, non-fitness related?

brandonation_81
brandonation_81 Posts: 373 Member
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The question is as it is. Tell your crazy stories, confessions, experiences that have happened as a result of MFP

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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Some dude mad at me because I didn't like him talking dirty to me, so he pretends I was the one that initiated LOL. Funny shz.
  • brandonation_81
    brandonation_81 Posts: 373 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    So many dick pics

    Seriously?! Lol! I'm sorry.
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  • Liftheavylovehard
    Liftheavylovehard Posts: 5,393 Member
    happilymegan wrote: »
    Had some guy offer to move here for me. And too many unsolicited dick pics. I learned fast to stop giving my Kik away.

    You told me you didnt have kik :( lol
  • brandonation_81
    brandonation_81 Posts: 373 Member
    happilymegan wrote: »
    Had some guy offer to move here for me. And too many unsolicited dick pics. I learned fast to stop giving my Kik away.

    Oh yeah. I was informed Kik was for noodz. I guess I don't get the sending "dick pics" thing.
  • The_Weaze
    The_Weaze Posts: 511 Member
    Kik isn't just for noodz...but that's the highlight.
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  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    When I first discovered the community section (3 years after I signed up, lol) I somehow got in to this two day long back and forth pm convo about a girl kicking a dude in the junk during kick boxing or something. I tried to steer away from the very specific topic that she kept expressing her feelings about, to no avail. It was then I realized it was a troll, lol. And I was so excited to have a new chatty friend that was in to working out as much as me :/
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    happilymegan wrote: »
    brandonation_81 wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    Had some guy offer to move here for me. And too many unsolicited dick pics. I learned fast to stop giving my Kik away.

    Oh yeah. I was informed Kik was for noodz. I guess I don't get the sending "dick pics" thing.

    I was late to get this memo lol

    Was this memo company wide
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    When I first discovered the community section (3 years after I signed up, lol) I somehow got in to this two day long back and forth pm convo about a girl kicking a dude in the junk during kick boxing or something. I tried to steer away from the very specific topic that she kept expressing her feelings about, to no avail. It was then I realized it was a troll, lol. And I was so excited to have a new chatty friend that was in to working out as much as me :/

    You got into that convo too? Luckily I only bit for a few hours before I realized it was a troll.. I can't even remember his name and btw, this was just this year for me so he is still using the same line..
  • maeggggan
    maeggggan Posts: 71 Member
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    When I first discovered the community section (3 years after I signed up, lol) I somehow got in to this two day long back and forth pm convo about a girl kicking a dude in the junk during kick boxing or something. I tried to steer away from the very specific topic that she kept expressing her feelings about, to no avail. It was then I realized it was a troll, lol. And I was so excited to have a new chatty friend that was in to working out as much as me :/

    I got the same thing in around march
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    When I first came here eight years ago the amount of married people here that pretend to not be married or didn't care because they're "in a bad relationship" baffled me. I was sooooo naive.

    I have since learned that is the norm.

    Carry on.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    When I first discovered the community section (3 years after I signed up, lol) I somehow got in to this two day long back and forth pm convo about a girl kicking a dude in the junk during kick boxing or something. I tried to steer away from the very specific topic that she kept expressing her feelings about, to no avail. It was then I realized it was a troll, lol. And I was so excited to have a new chatty friend that was in to working out as much as me :/

    Oh man the kicker.

    I had a guy tell me he was writing a story about me so he could keep his mesaages pg.

    That was pretty weird
    There was rhe guy who had no profile pic cause those were on his computer and I guess in the 3 years he was on mfp he wasn't on his computer
    Oh there was the time a woman "gave" me her mfp boyfriend
  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    So many dick pics

    Same, and I'm a terrible photographer :D
  • AnnyisOK
    AnnyisOK Posts: 121 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    So many dick pics

    lol....oh the stories...
  • LeGaCyGiAnT91
    LeGaCyGiAnT91 Posts: 405 Member
    Bewbs. Soo soo many bewbs. Yes.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    The person with the nail biting fetish was kinda weird.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    The person with the nail biting fetish was kinda weird.

    You are just making stuff up now.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    The person with the nail biting fetish was kinda weird.

    You are just making stuff up now.

    Was that you?!?!
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    The person with the nail biting fetish was kinda weird.

    You are just making stuff up now.

    Was that you?!?!

    No, I just chew on pens
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    The person with the nail biting fetish was kinda weird.

    You are just making stuff up now.

    Was that you?!?!

    No, I just chew on pens

    That's hot. Can I see your pens?
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    OMG, there was this one time....um, well to be honest there wasn't and now I am sad #4YearsOfLogging
  • brandonation_81
    brandonation_81 Posts: 373 Member
    edited November 2016
    The_Weaze wrote: »
    Kik isn't just for noodz...but that's the highlight.

    I like highlights. Lol

    and also:
    LeGaCyGiAnT91 wrote: »
    Bewbs. Soo soo many bewbs. Yes.

    Married or not, I can't turn down the bewbs. Everyone loves them.
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    I.... I.... I *kitten* ATE OVER MY CALORIE INTAKE ONE TIME KILL ME NOW PLZ :s
  • brandonation_81
    brandonation_81 Posts: 373 Member
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    I.... I.... I *kitten* ATE OVER MY CALORIE INTAKE ONE TIME KILL ME NOW PLZ :s

    *Bang!*
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    One time a guy said he wrote a story about me, it ended with him murdering me and having his way with my dead body...
  • brandonation_81
    brandonation_81 Posts: 373 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    One time a guy said he wrote a story about me, it ended with him murdering me and having his way with my dead body...

    Deeeyum. Das phuctup.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    I.... I.... I *kitten* ATE OVER MY CALORIE INTAKE ONE TIME KILL ME NOW PLZ :s

    No no, when people post a food diary with 500 cals for their entire day is when they're crucified. Get it right ;o
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Oh I knew someone who logged naps.
    But now that I think of it maybe naps wrenched for something else in which case wow

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