If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?
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Give him a big hug ..deep kiss..squeeze his bum and whisper in his ear ..don't be scared
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Hand her a coffee and tell her, "I ain't a-scared!"
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*yawn* - ~streeeeetch~ ummmmm, hullo everybody
wassup?0 -
I would offer him a coffee and chat.0
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I'd bump into him "accidentally" then make some small talk so I could smoothly transition the conversation to how much I like his beard without appearing to be a total creeper, just a mini creeper0
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try to stay away from the creeper, not even say "bottoms up", as i intended to, get my coffee, and quietly sit and sip0
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make sure she notices the creeper0
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Sit a couple of tables away and inconspicuously watch her as she avoids to make eye contact with "the creeper"- while I sip my chai.0
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^^^ what she said0
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try to bump into @Jonesingmucho , then ask her "how you doin?"0
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Sit on his lap and drink his coffee0
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Become her best fried0
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Invite her to come sit with me!0
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Grab a microphone & say "This one goes out 2 the Little Lady sitting right there .....I like the way u look @ me ....I like the way u smack my *kitten* ......."0
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Lmao-Nice0
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When she walked away I'd go into my pocket & grab my spare microphone that I always have ready cuz people steal my 1st one & tell me not quit my day job0
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I'm a gold digger Sup??? 2
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Just look at her without making it too obvious how confused I am, while I sip my chai.0
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ask her if i can touch her hair....0
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Make mad passionate love right there on the floor 0
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I guess I'll watch (& drink coffee of course)0
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Ask her if it hurt when she fell from heaven lol1
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shaunjones825 wrote: »Ask her if it hurt when she fell from heaven lol
Very smooth ..sit on his lap and lick coffee foam off his lip 0 -
Smooth ? Id say cheesy lol i dont get coffee on my lips it all stays in my mouth lol ?0
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Smooth ? Id say cheesy lol i dont get coffee on my lips it all stays in my mouth lol ?0
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shaunjones825 wrote: »Smooth ? Id say cheesy lol i dont get coffee on my lips it all stays in my mouth lol ?
Well I guess Im going to have to taste your mouth ..pucker up ..
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Lol im stil waiting ..........0
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Stay away from the above awkward exchange0
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Come up and join0
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