The List On My Refridgerator

21 Reasons for Me To Lose Weight

1. My knees would be less painful.
2. My right polio foot would be less painful.
3. My left foot heel spur pain would diminish.
4. My low back pain would be reduced.
5. My clothes would fit better.
6. I would fit into clothes I own, thus not have to buy more.
7. I would look younger and maybe get more music gigs.
8. I could shave off my beard and look even younger.
9. My guitar would be easier to play while standing up.
10. Walking would be easier, therefore I might do more of it.
11. I might be able to run or jog a few steps.
12. It would be easier to get in and out of my kayak.
13. I could tie my shoes and breath at the same time.
14. My penis would look bigger (according to Dr. Oz)… not that it needs to.
15. I would save money on food.
16. I could ride my bike in an aerodynamic position.
17. I could stop taking cholesterol drugs and save more money.
18. It would be easier to, and I would want to, get out of bed in the morning
19. I might live longer.
20. I would want to live longer.
21. I wouldn’t have to look at this annoying list everyday.