How would the first date end with the person above?

With flying lessons

with one of us being too sore to walk~

Me scolding him for always leaving his glasses on the commode! ;p

Selling the transcript of the evening for a movie deal

A thumb war to see who would pay the bill

At least we won't forget our names

him and i waking up in a motel room with a dozen nekkid wimmen that we dont know, and spend the rest of the day looking for my car, and wondering how we got these tattoos

If I had to guess? In jail.

Putting his drunk arsse in a taxi

Locked up in a mall!