We broke up because...
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Was mad when I melted my chocolate bars with her hair iron!0
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got way to excited to see my dog0
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loved his dog more than me. I had to sleep on the floor, his dog didn't0
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We always ended up on the floor0
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He said the rash was just rug burn, I don't think it was0
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oh it wasn't a rash it was a parting gift0
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Didn't want me to see his dog0
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carried hair dryer to close to my dog0
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i couldn't get the kinda arm definition he has, drove me nuts!0
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She was nuts. Like literally nuts.0
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she used that phrase to chew on me, it hurt!0
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he suddenly disappeared on me!
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she caught me wearing her undies -0
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He forgot I don't keep much of those around0
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He kept wearing other woman's undies0
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She was mad that he never wore hers and brought it up in every conversation. I couldn't take it anymore.0
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She moans too much0
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she would just lay there - sigh~0
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Hahahaha!!
He wanted me to give him a golden shower0 -
she always boofed in bed, and pulled the covers over my head~0
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He made up lies about me in the bedroom0
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She would "lie" with anyone she met0
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she didnt like my choices for our 3&4 somes~0
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Was always calling me Sybil0
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She didn't like my collection of "erotic art"....0
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her idea of erotic art was dogs playing poker~0
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I can't even think of one reason we would0
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He took horrible shower selfies0
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VanishingNachos wrote: »her idea of erotic art was dogs playing poker~
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The cracking up was just too much physical.....0
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