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I MET MY NEW DOCTOR!
I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female; drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional
I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out
" I said, "my wife thinks my dick tastes funny."
R.t.