Why did you Arrest the person above?
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She was caught opening all the jars of crunchy peanut butter at the store and removing the peanuts.0
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He hated my peanut butter addiction and kept getting my evil twin sister arrested when she tried to get my fix at the grocery store. He deserved jail time after thatCausing all the food in the frozen food section to melt because she's so hot.
Bad pick up line is bad bro.. Women don't go for that anymore.. Try wit or intellectual comments.. If that fails.. Try humor0 -
she started a vigilante squad to put all the creeps and pervs to justice. We finally caught her sexually assaulting a male mannequin in an alley behind a pawn shop. She went too deep..0
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He made some bad pickup lines0
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For Stealing my Sexy little Red Dress!0
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She ripped the tags that say do not remove off her pillows0
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For stuffing grapefruits in his pants at the store.. he doesn't even like grapefruit..0
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She unevenly distributed the bacon. 4 for her, 3 for me. Definitely worthy of incarceration.0
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He asked for a bottle of Zima at the bar.. haha0
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For passing off Mad Dog for a fine wine!0
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She became a Mad Dog when I took the wine away from her1
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she kept trying to lick my forehead, it was freaking weird0
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Misuse of my favorite personality trait, weird!0
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^ty for the spell check, sorry my fingers were busy.
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For not getting my humor! ;p0
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For trying to take over the stage at the local comedy club1
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For heckling me by throwing beer mugs at my head!0
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She wouldn't put the lotion on her skin, so she got the hoosegow again0
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For releasing genetically engineered mutant beavers on the local population0
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For poaching Beavers to feed his offspring.0
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for poaching offspring to feed her beaver0
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Sorry that sounds so wrong and made me laugh...
For streaking through the toy store1 -
Hahahahahahahahaha!
For impersonating The Beave0 -
for drug dealing ahah0
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Stealing my stash0
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She stole my jeans!1
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She said we were having bacon. Umm, turkey bacon is not bacon. I hope they throw the book at her!0
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