You're in jail with the person above. Why?

We were stealing the plastic covers off of concrete pylons in front of Wal Mart

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Growling at everybody like a tiger

she's lion.

Apparently breaking into a retirement home to entertain the residents at 3 am in the morning with some live music and a Can Can isn't such a good idea

Snuggled illegal contraband

He's my sugardady.

I was arrested for money theft (because she saw him give me a wad of money) and he was arrested for trespassing.

both us created a disturbance at gym with the idiot who was doing curls at the squat rack.

Accidentally broke a whole row of gym equipment.

Performing Shotgun Weddings without a shotgun

We kidnapped a goat