The person above

likes toast

Likes to watch the videos of it

Likes candy

Bubblegum and taffy

Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make him spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice
That only he can produce

And use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resuscitated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created