Stuck in the 80s! High school clothes revisited...

LorinaLynn
LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
edited September 29 in Success Stories
Right now I am quite literally STUCK in the 80s! I tried on an old pair of jeans from high school and they are soooooooooooooo TIGHT!

The back story...

In 1986, my sister and I each owned the world's most atrocious jeans. Jeans of a print so repugnant, so obnoxious, so absolutely hideous that they could only be called one thing: The Puke Pants.

Lo these many years, we have both held onto our Puke Pants. Unfortunately, I weighed 110 lbs in high school, so I didn't think I could ever wear them again. But, hey... I'm sentimental, or maybe just mental, so I kept them.

But my sis's Puke Pants... they weren't purchased by a scrawny 14 year old. For better or worse, she was a consenting adult when she bought and wore hers. And they, unlike mine, were stretch denim. Last August, hers fit me, so I had to model them in all their glory. Or something.

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I'm not sure what size those were. Maybe 11/12? Maybe 13/14? I don't know, but it was fun to revisit the 80s and wear such hideous pants again, if just for a few photos, then gave them back. I loved it. I thought I looked great. And I did. There's nothing wrong with the size I was, and I was happy there. I'm just happier now that I've lost some.

She asked me recently if I still had mine. And today, I tried them on.

Holy. Crap.

They almost fit! I can (painfully) button them, but the zipper doesn't go all the way up. Maybe if I tried first thing in the morning, and had a wire coathanger, and laid down on the bed, and held the two ends together while someone else zipped. Maybe. But they fit close enough that I could snap a few pictures. So I threw on the same tank (about 10 years old, but just too awesome to part with)...

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Keep in mind, I'm 25 years older than I was when I got these. It's been more than 20 years since I wore them. And I'm more than 20 pounds heavier. A little "HEY! Pay attention here!" to anyone who thinks they can or should go back to their high school weight. You shouldn't. If you're an adult and have any amount of muscle, you're going to weigh more than when you were a kid, even if you're *almost* the same size.

Now, someone call the Jaws of Life because I need help getting out of these things.

Can't... breathe...
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  • Haha, I love them!
  • mheightchew
    mheightchew Posts: 334
    LMAO, that had me cracking up (both the pants and the extra comments)! I had some JAM shorts in almost the exact same print!! Love 80's music, the clothes though I would like to forget about! You look amazing, by the way! LOVE THE SHIRT!
  • V44V
    V44V Posts: 366 Member
    Did you have a thing for Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer? ;)
  • michellehorvath
    michellehorvath Posts: 57 Member
    Love it!! Great job and a nice perspective about getting back to a school size!! Keep up the great work!!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member

    I can (painfully) button them, but the zipper doesn't go all the way up. Maybe if I tried first thing in the morning, and had a wire coathanger, and laid down on the bed, and held the two ends together while someone else zipped. Maybe. But they fit close enough that I could snap a few pictures.

    This is the technique I used to get ALL my jeans on in high school. I wasn't chubby or anything - just kind of slutty. :happy:
  • vdavis_89
    vdavis_89 Posts: 334
    OMG those are hideous!!! But you wear them great!!
  • GypsyRose25
    GypsyRose25 Posts: 407
    Those pants are awful. I absolutely love them!!!! I am so proud of you! You look fantastic! Way to be!
  • they. are. nasty!!!!

    not good nasty.

    BAD NASTY!


    thanks for the laugh!!!
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    Those are LOVELY.

    But what if we were chubby in highschool? I weigh 30lbs less than I did in highschool.
  • lisa_73
    lisa_73 Posts: 43
    awesome!
  • kirstiey
    kirstiey Posts: 243
    OMG I LOVE THOSE Seriously I LOVE those jeans!!!!!!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Heather, I had a callous on my right index finger from zipping tight jeans! It's a little tore up right now just from trying these on.
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
    Fantastic!! Is it just me or did the pants in those days have very tiny waists..... I just got back into a pair of jeans I had not worn for 21 years - they are baggy over the hips and thighs - but man - that tiny waist!!

    Maybe it is just the way our bodies have changed - did the two of you wear your pants at the same time - you could not be missed in those :-)
  • RachVR6
    RachVR6 Posts: 3,688 Member
    Greatest post ever! Those pants are really......something!!! :laugh: Great tank too! :drinker:
  • ellumi
    ellumi Posts: 90 Member
    OMGosh, AWESOME!!!! Thanks so much for posting this - I am cracking up!!! :drinker: :laugh:
  • ANeWcRe8N
    ANeWcRe8N Posts: 1,180 Member
    Haha awesome!!!
  • Edestiny7
    Edestiny7 Posts: 730 Member
    Thanks to this site, I am actually 10 pounds SMALLER than I was in high school! :-)
  • juliapurpletoes
    juliapurpletoes Posts: 951 Member
    Absolutely LOVE :love: your post! thanks for sharing and bringing back some sweet memories for me. I didn't have this exact pattern BUT i had some similar........we though we looked so hi style!!!

    :smokin: HOT!

    Oh and p.s. my 18 year old daughter says you should wear them, they are BACK in style!
  • ellumi
    ellumi Posts: 90 Member

    I can (painfully) button them, but the zipper doesn't go all the way up. Maybe if I tried first thing in the morning, and had a wire coathanger, and laid down on the bed, and held the two ends together while someone else zipped. Maybe. But they fit close enough that I could snap a few pictures.

    This is the technique I used to get ALL my jeans on in high school. I wasn't chubby or anything - just kind of slutty. :happy:

    ahem....best post I've seen in forever!! hahahahahaahah! Thanks for the laugh!!
  • You weren't kidding when you said puke pants.
  • OMG IM GOING TO AN 80S PARTY TONIGHT...HAHAH BUT I WAS BORN IN THE 90S SOOO CAN I BORROW THOSE PANTS :) HAHHA
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    :laugh:
  • sculptandtone
    sculptandtone Posts: 300 Member
    Worst. Pants. Ever. Hilarious!
  • mnsmith83
    mnsmith83 Posts: 128
    Great post! If you attend a gym, ask if they have an ElectroLipoGraph body composition analysis system (ELG) for members to use. It measures your body fat percentage, which can give you your lean body mass (if you're remotely competent at math, or someone in the gym is, lol)

    My original goal was to be my high school weight again...126. The size I was when I got my learner's permit. Ha. I had this test done yesterday, and my lean body mass is 121lbs. Hmm, 5lbs of fat just isn't going to cut it! I changed my goal to 150, which will put me at 20% body fat, then I'll reevaluate. Luckily, my gym has one of these ELGs handy, so I can monitor my progress and make sure I'm not losing muscle in the process!
  • THIS is an amazing post, and that's all I need to say!!! Way to go, and I LOVE the 80s!!! :)
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 930 Member
    Heather, I had a callous on my right index finger from zipping tight jeans! It's a little tore up right now just from trying these on.
    Yup, me too! I'd lay on the bed and suck in so hard I thought I'd pass out... At least I wouldn't fall far. :embarassed:
  • I love it! I thought the tank was purchased with the Puke Pants...they go together so fabulously!
  • 38Gigi38
    38Gigi38 Posts: 115 Member
    Thanks so much for sharing this...I LOVE IT! The 80's rocked. I still have some clothes from the 80's but I'm no where near able to get back in them...YET! I'll take pictures when I do :-)
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    The waistbands come up so frickin' HIGH on the 80s jeans! I would have been able to zip them if they were low rise.

    Seriously... the zipper is 6.5 inches long! The zipper in my newly purchased shorts is only 2.5 inches.
  • Fiesta80
    Fiesta80 Posts: 35
    LOL! Love it! Ya know, some hipsters would love to own those pants. You could probably get 60 bucks a pop at least! :) hehe
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