What is the person above hiding in their closet?

A 3D printer. There is a half finished project she has titled "Good morning Richard" on the printer. There seems to be an error in the printing. Looks like he has two...no, make that 3 penizes. Oh my.

The complete Mad Libs collection.

A huge assortment of hats

Her collection of 80s rock t-shirts. The pride of her collection is the white lion shirt, followed by Europe, and last, but certainly not least....Kip Winger.

A vacuum that makes men disappear.

A mermaid suit and a golden harp for Friday night bath time.

Looks like breakfast

The shell of her former self.

Any number of MFP guys, she has one for each day of the week.

Said this before and say it again because I'm confident it would be men!

Dolls

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Audition tapes from her adult industry days

One specific blow up doll with one specific picture tapped to the face and a very odd worn in area on that doll

Leather riding crops of every colour for future requirements.