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She has manic Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays!
For some reason she's super chill on Wednesdays, I think its because she gets to show off her Bootaay!1 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »She delivers flowers with a card saying "To The Office Staff-Merry Christmas" to random offices so that she can stay for their Christmas luncheons.
Bahahaha!
She makes quilts out of hand towels that she's stolen from hotel rooms.0 -
She teaches rescued pit bulls how to do cool circus acts-- how wonderful, how sweet and good of her! The only thing is, she has some other pit bulls that have been trained to go around and pick the pockets of the crowd!0
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she holds my feet in the morning while i do stomach crunches0
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Recognized as Hooter's "Customer of the decade for the 1990's"1
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She is the current Union Chief of the Lollipop Guild0
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She has dreams about me feeding her dessert with no pants on
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She replaces people's brownies with Pot brownies then installs a hidden camera to see how they react to the THC!0
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walks around malls pretending to be Reba....0
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Is in a Flock of Seagulls tribute band1
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She believes every lie posted here0
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She made Santa's Most naughty List after sittin on his lap at the Mall!0
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^not real0
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She loves going downtown0
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Only dates Uptown Girls
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Also only dates uptown girls
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My best client ..0
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Pays me in blueberry muffins0
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Invented dingle berry muffins0
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Eats dingle berries every morning0
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Got arrested seven times for exposing his Dingle Berries!0
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