Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Professional traveling Cosplay artist. Specializes in aliens

Consultant for truck drivers and plumbers. She follows them for a day and advises them on their crack displays. She is well known for recommending just the right amount of crack.

Product Tester for various lubrications

He ties the knots on the end of the strands of Cat 'O' Nine Tail whips

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Bodyguard to the Stars

She is the spokeswoman for conjunctions. She feels they are vastly underused.

She opened a new shop in the mall where she stands outside the store and sells eye candy

She wraps herself up in saran wrap and stands perfectly still in the toy store waiting for some happy family to take her home and play with her.

She walks around the mall food court with a pepper grinder offering fresh pepper for everything

Tattoo artist

In charge of aeration of the pet store aquariums. Uses a straw

hostess cupcake stocker

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