Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

He is the person who figures out how to pack items in their original boxes. His prime directive is to insure that it is impossible for the consumer to fit the items back into the box after removal.

Grades carrots at the farmers's market

pigeon breeder

Hair stylist model

Writer for some of the best smart assed comedians

Hostess at the Teddy Bear Picnic

Inspector of high quality meats

Licks & seals the cigar wrapper

Works at a Hookah Lounge priming the pipes

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He's an Oklahoma Go Go Dancer

... that just doesn't sound like me
Hangs out at used car lots in front of the inflatable balloon men to learn how to dance

Amateur, but dedicated, exhibitionist

Fingers all the bowling balls with lube so your fingers don't get stuck

Buffs the lanes in such a way that everything ends up in the gutter.