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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Wears a tin foil bra, because everyone knows that's how the alien transmissions really get in
  • determined_ella89
    determined_ella89 Posts: 417 Member
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    He stole my tin foil bra and used it to cook nuts..
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    I tried to share my nuts with her, but she said she was allergic
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Largest supplier of fishing worms on the east coast. Official contract with Wal Mart as sole supplier
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Her favorite book? How to eat fried worms
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She's on a one woman campaign to bring back lead based paints (they block the evil transmissions)
  • determined_ella89
    determined_ella89 Posts: 417 Member
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    She owns a squirrel costume
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    On Easter, wears nothing but bunny ears and a fluffy tail
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Collects nuts at the park ..
  • TAKCEGM
    TAKCEGM Posts: 313 Member
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    Collects the nuts of the men she left heartbroken - in a jar on her mantle.
  • letsdothismfp79
    letsdothismfp79 Posts: 543 Member
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    Faked a death to get extended vacation time
  • TAKCEGM
    TAKCEGM Posts: 313 Member
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    ^^ Uh - I did that once. At my first job... LOL

    Is ambidextrous in both hands and feet.
  • GulfPirate13
    GulfPirate13 Posts: 1,556 Member
    edited January 2017
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    She castrates monkeys and makes monkey ball necklaces

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