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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He stapled his parrots feet to his shoulder so he could look like a real pirate
  • GulfPirate13
    GulfPirate13 Posts: 1,556 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    He hangs out with eunuchs. Guess what kind of necklace he wears......

    Touche'
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He stapled his parrots feet to his shoulder so he could look like a real pirate

    Has pet roo's
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    As a pirate, his secret shame is that he prefers long island ice teas to rum
  • benstronger
    benstronger Posts: 381 Member
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    Little did people know, the white stuff in his beard was actually from his secret stash of coke.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    once was captured while she was fluttering around
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    tried tricking me to put the weight down, only to steal those from me! :|
  • mjhuisheere
    mjhuisheere Posts: 60 Member
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    Stood on her couch for 6 hours until someone came and killed a spider
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    Is Called the spider whisperer. Whispers and sends spiders to innocent people's houses!!!
  • mjhuisheere
    mjhuisheere Posts: 60 Member
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    MJFSH wrote: »
    Is Called the spider whisperer. Whispers and sends spiders to innocent people's houses!!!
    Haha and that got me tickled!
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
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    She robbed a girl scout because thin mints didnt make her thinner.
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
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    got mad that she couldn't just let the motherflipflop burn. Burn motherflipflop burn.
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
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    Still hasnt finished potty training

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