Post a lie about the person above

She is from dream worlds, not a real person.

He's my husband

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That really is not his picture. He is really an old woman pretending to be a young man.

She's a professional statue maker

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Also has a wardrobe full of those outfits

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She was embarrassed when I broke out and did the worm in the middle of the restaurant

Once thought she was being abducted by aliens, but later discovered that in her drunken state, she had actually crashed an X-Files fan convention, punched David Duchovny in the face, and was, in reality, being taken into custody by security. The charges are still pending.

She sells her undies on eBay!

Rubs the rockmelons at the supermarket..whispers .."ohhh bayybeee" to them..he's been thrown out of 6 supermarkets

Once starred in an infomercial that use to air on the UPN network at 3am advertising an energy supplement that DEA agents later confirmed was nothing more than Tide laundry detergent spliced with methylphenidate she stole from some kids down the street. This is the primary reason UPN was taken off the air.

Has a pink strap for spanking the Ladies snd a blue one for spanking the Fellas