Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Horse whisperer

race car driver

She is so anti political correctness that she takes nursery rhymes and reconverts them to the original Grimms fairy tale versions. She tells these tales at scared straight school programs. She is quite a hit with Mothers with problem children.

The woman who passes out the envelopes for the Academy Awards. Hmmmmmm

umbrella man for bikini models

glasses model

Cleans up spilled milk at the breakfast table, and licks the butter dish when not covered.

edit - wow, quite a few snuck in in-front of me!

Retired Detective

Psychic who connects genealogists to their dead relatives

dowser, but finds wine instead of water.
You can't hide your good stuff from her when she's visiting.