Fat girls can ride roller coasters? (copied from my blog) NS

Yup, they sure can.

2 years ago I got on a ride where the seat you usually share was divided in two. My hips were so wide I hide to tilt my butt a little bit to actually sit down. Then they couldn't get the bar down on top of me. The roller coaster worker pushed and pushed until it clicked. Embarassing, right? Wait..there's more. When the ride was over, the bar was stuck. It took TWO workers to pull and pull until the bar came up. Yes, fatty got STUCK in a roller coaster.

So this year, my dad wanted to take me to an amusement park. I was scared as hell that it would happen again. Well Josh convinced me to go because of the kind of roller coaster it was and the fact that I had already lost 20ish pounds. So I went.

So here I am getting on the tube ride....You know the one, eight people, yellow tube, rapids, etc? Well anyway, I sit down and the belt isn't even close to closing! There was at least a good 6 inches before the two pieces were touching, let alone clicking into place. So I looked at the woman about to cry and get off and she says, "Oh it's okay ma'am, you're in the kids seat. Switch places with her." I looked at the 6 year old girl next to me who could've wrapped the seat belt she had on around her twice, the long way. So we switched spots, rode the ride, got drenched, and had a hell of a time.

Then we played the 'guess my weight/age' game. I won of course. I really just wanted to play because I hadn't stepped on a scale in over a month! So anyway, I weighed in at 302, 302 people! After I was soaking wet, full of water/gatorade from trying to hydrate myself, and at 2 in the afternoon. 302. Something tells me when I weigh in at home, I'm going to be under 300 pounds.

I still have a ways to go. There of course was still discomfort walking around all day sweating my *kitten* off and lord knows I would have loved to been in actual shorts and a swim suit top. But you know what...Victory, you little *****, you're mine.. soon! Muahahaha!!!