What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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Heavy purple curtains hung at the far end. A soft yellow glow spilled through the part. I could hear a song faintly playing on what sounded like a piano. As I got closer I could hear the words..."A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh..." I started to peek through the opening, but some things are better left to the imagination.

A keg ..cigars and an old smoking jacket

A secret passage to Narnia

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

25 diamond rings from all of her "fiancées"....not one knows about the other. They are all labeled with names so she knows which to wear.

*kitten*..get out of my closet woman..

A hot tub

He's one to judge someone's closet attire! Here's an actual photo of his closet

Im not sure what that things is

A yellow flapper dress.

It isn't hers ...

A giant teddy bear with a detachable tail...for hiding stuff of course

She hides her period panties...too ashamed to wash them and too afraid to throw them away...knowing she will be ridiculed...

Life size replicas of the village people and a radio that only plays "it's raining men"

42 bottles of Canadian Club and a bartender named Steve

Hydroponic set up ..and secret herb garden

Beef Jerky

is the real owner of mfp