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re-uses the same Fabio calendar every year

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she thinks I do, but it was face chow....she's the real god of sucking...

Thats goddess

Those curly hairs stuck in his beard aren't beard hair they belong to a poster above..DNA matching is being tried

Tries to justify looking for pubic hairs on other people's bodies...

is still waiting to hit puberty...

she used to have one, but transed over

Is disappointed because he liked her more before the change.

uses pudding to color the walls

Fathered 18 children ...his wife found out and well..cutaway something

Gets tired of replying to questions every 2 minutes so she carries around a mini recorder to reply to her family. She has 10 preprogrammed phrases that cover pretty much every situation.

Thanks For Last Night!

Test drives kias to pick up dates

Ummmm he...ummm really doesn't have a stash!! Or wait..stache...yah that's it

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Subscribes to Playgirl Magazine

Drops and egg in a glass of beer..says its his favourite breakfast