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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    professional but scratcher
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Secretly envious of peoples whose job it is to scratch the butts of others
  • DonkeyHueco
    DonkeyHueco Posts: 9 Member
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    Likes to go to Build-A-Bear disguised as an elderly gentleman with a man-bun and toothbrush mustache wearing a trench coat.
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
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    uses only conditioner in the shower, instead of shampoo and body wash, leaves it on and does not rinse as he says it gives his body hair a great shine
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Creates coffee table books of breathtaking mountain scenery, but photo shops his d*** into the photos because he thinks it's funny
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was the first to buy that book and has 500 signed copies!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Thats not lipstick ..but tattooed lips
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    professional butt bleacher
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Licks his windscreen and pees on his own tyres
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    free lance vagina waxer
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    like to use her hands to talk to blind people, but won't say a word
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Has no hands ..asks randoms to hold it for him when he goes to the bathroom
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Thats not lipstick ..but tattooed lips

    I wish!!! Then I wouldn't have to create them the way I do! :hushed:


    Won't go number 2 unless she has her iPod for some easy listening
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    Is really named Steven , sitting in a bean bag chair eating cheetos

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