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Confides deepest dreams in strangers hoping they'll lash out publicly in an unacceptable fashion1
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Lures unsuspecting strangers to seedy bars where she gets them drunk and steals a kidney0
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Purchases black market kidneys to serve at fancy corporate events0
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Speaking from his very own experience0
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he meant purple nipple0
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Hires multiple attractive men to do yard work for him in order to lure lonely housewives out of their house and into his yard like cats to nip0
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is not the sweetest fairy0
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Wears an etch of sketch around her neck that has her rendition of my face with hearts all around it.0
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Plays the ukulele beautifully using nothing but his teeth and pinky fingers0
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is talking about the tattoo on my lower back0
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Breaks mirrors on purpose Cuz the bad luck gives her a rush0
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Sets small fires intentionally to meet firemen0
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pretends to be a fireman to attract hotties1
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Drives slow in the fast lane just to watch people freak out that are trapped behind her0
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He has a fear of chlorinated water0
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Mrs. Wine is currently stalking her, waiting to make her move0
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Steals change from blind homeless people0
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Runs to perfect strangers, kissing them passionately for fun1
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Pinches babies in restaurants and then complains to the staff to try to have the parents removed0
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walks around dropping nuts everywhere just so he can say "he's dropping his nuts"0
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Goes around picking up the nuts just so he can say "Look at deez nutz!"0
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He currently is plugged
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pees on toilet seats in the women's bathrooms0
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