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doesn't support me, but does hoover over the toilet when he poops...his mom taught him that!0
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Pretends to be a Cop so that he can "pat down" people he thinks are attractive0
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His farts have killed wildlife0
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She bottles them and sells them to assassins on ebay0
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Has bought many bottles ..she loves the smell0
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Has a vagina that squirts ketchup0
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He's paranoid and always wears those sunglasses thinking they can detect Aliens like Roddy Piper's shades do!0
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Just ate 3 burgers..2 shakes and 4 lots of fries0
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Has never had naughty thoughts in his life!0
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Is a bar owning nymphomaniac.....one can hope........0
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Is advising the coffee shop owner to serve water only0
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Has a Superman costume in his closet0
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Bites himself and leaves marks. Then goes out with his friends and talks about his freaky girlfriend.0
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Says he is a concert pianist but only plays the cowbell0
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Shot a fly with a bow and arrow0
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Went on a Lewis and Clark kayak trip0
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Thinks everyone at work has a crush on him0
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Has a crush on everyone0
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is my next door neighbor0
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Casts no reflection in mirrors, but photoshops pictures of herself into them to hide that fact0
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Was a major Star in The Birdcage ;p0
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She was the main actress in that same movie0
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Had a small part in that movie..dressed as a Parrot0
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ahhh good old days! she was my groomer0
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Electrifying0
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puts her pants on backward so she can just unzip and unbutton to poop0
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Is growing his hair out so he can do the Trump combover!0
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leaves her ex's phone # on the walls of dirty bathroom stalls0
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She sleeps with a stuffed Winnie the poo...0
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