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You're in jail with the person above. Why?
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Stealing food from homeless children and feeding it to his sheep.. I tried to stop him0
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Ganged up and carjacked the UPS truck0
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Catnapped some kitties0
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Indecent exposure0
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For Looking at the Police officers the wrong way!0
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I drove the get away car0
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Grand Theft Auto!
"She was driving and I had no idea it was stolen Officer!"0 -
Apparently no one in America finds it funny to yell "he's got a bomb"..0
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He was giving the finger to the cops in the car next to us and I was just guilty by association!0
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rear ending the car in front of me because I was laughing at her situation and didn't pay attention to what I was doing .. and I spilt my beer in my lap0
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They mistook my cleaning up of the beer for indecent exposure0
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Getting extremely drunk and flashing lol0
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What she said1
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for egging a house she said was her ex but for got to mention he was a cop0
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She told me it was her motorcycle we were driving..guess we grabbed the wrong one0
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She offered me a ride and I had no idea that she was was a motorcycle thief!0
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Shoplifting from Payless Shoes0
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For going into the same dressing room together.. oops1
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Dared me to go streaking, then decided to join0
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Got caught making a pigstie in the rec room0
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I helped him borrow a Mustang0
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We wrecked a hotel room1
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Actually it was 2 rooms1
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drank too much and replayed a scene from Thelma and Louise1
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Decided to be a real life Bonnie & Clyde1
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....we would not have gotten caught if you would have been willing to stop for directions0
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Thehardmakesitworthit wrote: »....we would not have gotten caught if you would have been willing to stop for directions
I KNOW where I'm going!1
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