Would you spoon the poster above ..

she knows that i would!!

Would love to have my hot breath on the back of your neck!

spooning leads to forking!

As often as possible

A big ole Irish spooning.

Only after rabies vaccination

He'd rather me use a rolling pin

Yes

I'm freezing this morning!

Hell to the NO!!!!!

and to @xALEXANDROx
Way to make it absolutely and deliberately clear that you just passed me right up! You could have just said no!