How would the first date end with the person above?

Breakfast at an all night pancake house!

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Huddled together for warmth in a zamboni...
... because we were hiding from the visiting hockey team we accidentally insulted when we were sneaking through the locker room to get into the game for free because he left his wallet in his pants that he gave to the homeless guy who reminded him of his Uncle Barry.

In bed together. Ooohs and ahhhs.... Oh no! My wife barges in and throws a hairdryer at my head. She drops a flying eagle elbow to my chest knocking the wind out of me! Then you two go out for drinks, talk about what a jerk I am and laugh it off as she just pissed we didn't invite her too. I wake up.

benwould wrote: »

In bed together. Ooohs and ahhhs.... Oh no! My wife barges in and throws a hairdryer at my head. She drops a flying eagle elbow to my chest knocking the wind out of me! Then you two go out for drinks, talk about what a jerk I am and laugh it off as she just pissed we didn't invite her too. I wake up.

Hahahahahaha! It never hurts to dream!

showerbeer182 wrote: »

Ummmm I guess carving pumpkins????

Making beer battered everything!

him os'ing on monster energy drinks trying to keep up with me

However she'd like it to end

A snack and hydration at 3:00am

No date took place

You right. Rice cakes and milk. Lifes good

I don't remember how dates are supposed to finish

A drink?

I'm only a fan of certain cardio, so I'd have to be charge sorry.



I'm all for breakfast though

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