I REFUSE to live with cats...

that would be my Yorkies

Typical morning in my house :-) One of my cats is named BamBam, for good reason...

I love those cartoons.:laugh: Watch the rest on youtube for many more reasons.

This is hilarious!!!! What are they listed under on You Tube?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1qHVVbYG8Y

Simons cat on Youtube

lmao glad i've never had cats like that.
of course the baseball bat beating is far fetched :laugh:

lmao!

LOVE IT!!

i've had cats all my life... i have 2 kittens right now that like to do that to me and hubby at night (minus the baseball bat). they do like to bite our toes if we wiggle tho! LOL

That is definately my two kitties. One yells in my face until I let him cuddle in the crock of my arm, the other likes to 'stroke' my nose whilst I sleep - and then 'tickle' my feet. I'd imagine the baseball bat would be next if we had one in the house.

Thanks for making me smile!

We have two cats also and other than the bat and the furniture destruction, this is pretty accurate. Our "kitten" does make a HUGE mess though! He goes streaking through the house looking for something to "hunt" an din the process, knocks a bunch of things down/over.... **sighs** but he's so funny! Didn't need a tv for weeks after we got him!

I adore Simon's Cat!!!!!!

I am also aware that if my feline had opposable thumbs, he'd totally do that to hubby and me. He's ALLLLLLLLL about his food, and thanks to my daughter - who moved out and got her own place (yayyyyyyyyy!) - he also wants his butt scratched while he eats, and will knock over any- and everything until you get out of bed to accommodate him.

Thanks for the laugh. I added in all the sound effects that were missing, seeing as how I have been laughing at that for over two years now.

http://catversushuman.blogspot.com/



Her comics crack me up! I have two cats, Bama and Sherbert, whom I adore. But my goodness do they annoy me sometimes! lol

http://catversushuman.blogspot.com/

OMG we started with one cat, then thought he'd be lonely so we got another cat from a shelter then my daughter said her father is getting rid of her cat, so we took that one in and a few months later we find three kittens in our shed and rescued them from fleas bad and grew to love them so couldn't give them away or our kids would go bezerk. So with our 6 cats in our household only ONE loves us so much he stalks us all day. No matter where we go he is there and when we go to sleep he thinks it is entertaining and great to lick then scratch and rub his mouth with teeth exposed on our bare feet. We LOVE him dearly cuz he is the most affectionate but by God sometimes I have to sidekick him off the bed with my foot when I am half asleep, and NO not hard. I wouldn't hurt him just want him to get the message, but does he? NOOOO, every time we put him on the floor he comes back! We have no door on our bedroom unfortunately. I don't have the heart to lock him in the bathroom and if I did I'd wake up to toilet paper shavings everywhere cuz my cats LOVE paper of any kind!

Looooooooove Simon's Cat. My favorite is the remote control one.

Here's my boy, Homer. I'm not taking it away from him :noway:

Those are my babies. They're a bit bigger now, as that was taken last year when they were 4-5 months old. Bama (the white one) is a male and about 15# now! Big kitty! Sherbert (the orange one) is a female and close to 10#. We got them both fixed as soon as we could - no kittens for me, please! They aren't declawed, have spent their whole lives loved and cared for inside. I feed them a blend of Innova and Science Diet foods. On mild days, I open the front door and let them sit by the screen and look/smell the outside. They seem to enjoy it.

If it weren't for my boyfriend, I would definitely be a crazy cat lady. I don't have children, so my cats are my kids. I really do love them dearly.