Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

NewlifeinNW · January 2017

Created a costume from a dishwasher box that looks like a USPS postal mailbox. Sits outside various post offices and opens all mail hoping for birthday card money

anthonyjoseph84 · January 2017

Bump

NewlifeinNW · January 2017

Impersonates a pimple

RunHardBeStrong · January 2017

Works at Dominos.. He is the guy you see dressed as a slice of pizza dancing around outside.

NewlifeinNW · January 2017

Rents out a port a john at various events to desperate bathroom seekers. Charges either by the second or by discharge volume, whichever is greater.

Theo166 · January 2017

Buys the 'discharge' and converts it into designer brand fertilizer pellets, and makes gunpowder with the pee.

RunHardBeStrong · January 2017

Dolphin trainer

NewlifeinNW · January 2017

She's been hoarding the last remaining Jello Pudding pops for years. Given the recent Bill Cosby news, she's about to cash in and sell her autographed remaining stock on ebay.