Insults

tinkerbellang83
tinkerbellang83 Posts: 9,171 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
So another thread went a slight bit off topic (here's looking at you @Gallowmere1984 :lol:) and basically got me wondering what's your go-to insult (without swearing)?

A couple of my favourites are:

numpty
langer
bell end



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  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    Haha, glad I could inspire you.

    Mine (omitting the obvious that caused a bunch of QQ earlier today):
    Landwhale
    Rascalrider
    Derp
    Ratchethead
    Tool
  • tinkerbellang83
    tinkerbellang83 Posts: 9,171 Member
    I admit I too like tool but not for total stupidity, as tools are useful devices.
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  • Rage_Phish
    Rage_Phish Posts: 1,507 Member
    why would i not swear when insulting someone?
  • tinkerbellang83
    tinkerbellang83 Posts: 9,171 Member
    Rage_Phish wrote: »
    why would i not swear when insulting someone?

    I if I am really peeved I tend not to swear - personally I call most of my good friends insulting curse words and it doesn't feel right to use them when referring to people I loathe.

    Plus you just get kittened.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited February 2017
    Racist, bigot, misogynist, homophobe, xenophobe, Nazi, facist. And I try to overuse the least applicable term when I wish to insult someone.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member

    Cuck
    Goof
    Tard
    Ched
    Hitler
  • Rage_Phish
    Rage_Phish Posts: 1,507 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    Cuck
    Goof
    Tard
    Ched
    Hitler


    ugh
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    Mine would be endaþarmshnoðri. I have no idea what it is in English
  • tinkerbellang83
    tinkerbellang83 Posts: 9,171 Member
    edited February 2017


    Rectal wisp apparently according to google translate :lol:
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Mine would be endaþarmshnoðri. I have no idea what it is in English

  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    tinkerbellang83 wrote: »

    Rectal wisp apparently according to google translate :lol:
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Mine would be endaþarmshnoðri. I have no idea what it is in English

    That's pretty darn close but hnoðri isn't wisp.. Hnoðri is something round and fluffy. I don't think there is an English word for it lol
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  • Rage_Phish
    Rage_Phish Posts: 1,507 Member
    happilymegan wrote: »
    I find insulting their intelligence most effective.

    and when they are smarter than you?
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    Rage_Phish wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    Cuck
    Goof
    Tard
    Ched
    Hitler


    ugh

    Sleeze
    Mentally enslaved morons
    Skid
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I don't think I have a "go to" insult. I usually tailor them specially for what they warrant. It's more effective that way. They almost always include vulgarities though.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    My favorites are "jack" plus something
    Jack-leg
    Jack-anape
    Jack-nut
    Jack-wagon

    Doesnt even have to make sense, just fun to say

    Also, A.sshat
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Knob jockey
    Gronk
    Asshat
    Feral
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    Mother *kitten* *kitten* sucking piece of *kitten*
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  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    My youngest son was very upset when my oldest son called him "potato salad". I laughed inside and thought of that comedian, Ron white? And his tater salad bit.

    omg that was my favorite bit!

    As for the question.....there is no way I can insult someone without cursing. I cuss a lot anyways but even more so if I'm mad. piece of sh** is my go to atm.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    Dummy

    Youre a special kind of stupid

    Blockhead

    Normally I'm just joking though, it's rare that i seriously insult people.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I don't have many since everything I have tends to have some form of cussing in it, but dork face is how I tease my kiddos.
  • CharlieBeansmomTracey
    CharlieBeansmomTracey Posts: 7,682 Member
    edited February 2017
    douche waffle is one, turd nugget,assbutt,dingleberry,dipsh*t,richard because it means (dick for short),dingus,dipstick.dumas instead of dumba**.f*cknut, depends on my mood or if I make up a word lol. Im sure some of those are considered swearing though
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    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
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