We broke up because...
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I wanted a sugar mumma
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I didn't have enough money to satisfy her spending habits!0
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Needed to take a second mortgage to pay for lipstick0
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He just never came home
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she left passive aggressive notes on the fridge0
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Ughhh ..*eye roll* He thought the shopping list was passive aggressive ..0
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I discovered her Shopping list!
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MrStabbems wrote: »
Thought I was kidding.. Didn't get me the ingredients, now go back to the market:- painkillers
- vinegar
- bleach
- baking soda
- deodorant (okay this one was really passive aggressive with "for you" remark)
- salt
- toothpaste
- eggs (okay this one was a little hard)
- Some wine
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Used the above ingredients to make a Bomb!0
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She was paranoid ..I made a cake and she screamed ..BOMB1
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She overreacted to my exclaiming "Bomb!" It was a compliment Lady!!!0
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She kept dropping F bombs in front of my family.0
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He refers to farts as F bombs.....good grief0
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She would burp the star spangled banner at the beginning of every sporting event we attended.
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He reminded me too much of my dad - especially the way he kissed...0
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Kept comparing me to his dad!0
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He kept wanting to put a bag over my head. All the time.0
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She kept putting a bag over her pretty face0
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He kept turning off all the lights.0
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The whole house was always lit up like a Christmas tree1
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He clearly wasn't a fan of porn0
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His profile pic was from '04 and he needed to get with the times (you could have had one from '07 or '13)1
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