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We broke up because...
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He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating
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He had no compassion0
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He threw up all over my carpet!0
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happimess1 wrote: »
Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol
Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.
it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too0 -
He wouldn't tell me who's the boss0
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We could never quite seem to see things eye to eye - partly because I was partially blind but still...0
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happimess1 wrote: »
Cant you just pass me the noodz? I have Beyonce's baby bump pics you won't be able to ignore!
that's not how I roll bro. earn dem newdz fo yo self0 -
We didn't. .he's still tied up in the basement..0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »We didn't. .he's still tied up in the basement..
Cant embrace hockey and maple syrup...
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Cant embrace hockey and maple syrup...
2" just wasnt enough ...it made us both sad
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And you said you'd never say anything!! We broke up cause she told that secret....0
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She said size doesn't matter yet always called me Big Bertha0
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Didn't like my pet name for her ..0
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Didn't wanna give me a pet name0
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merrysailor88 wrote: »Didn't wanna give me a pet name
Kept calling me snookems..0 -
Really thought he liked it. Turns out he didn't.0
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Told her I was into hot rods... Said she didn't like those 0
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He didn't explain that it was a car, not an actual rod.0
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She liked rods and I didn't have one 0
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MrStabbems wrote: »
Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.
it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too
You idiot XDhappimess1 wrote: »
Cant you just pass me the noodz? I have Beyonce's baby bump pics you won't be able to ignore!
Ummm.... Stabbems possesses many a MFP noodz to share, but not any of me1 -
You are mean0
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they kept disappearing.0
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You idiot XD
Ummm.... Stabbems possesses many a MFP noodz to share, but not any of me
I have this long corridor full of accurate gold busts of various MFP beauties. Below each bust is a collection of newds for visitors perusal.
Yours is the one missing from the collection. Hurts me everytime wander those halls, i stop at the moisturiser dispenser and I think, hell I'd move Jen's bust into the VIP room...if only it was complete.1 -
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He just wasn't that into me0
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She kept asking who my daddy is in the bed
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He was far too innocent and sweet ....nahhh just kidding , could hardly type that for laughing .
Got 4 of the neighbours pregnant0
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