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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    He had no compassion
  • Denise_Griffiths
    Denise_Griffiths Posts: 1 Member
    He threw up all over my carpet!
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,108 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
    He wouldn't tell me who's the boss
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    We could never quite seem to see things eye to eye - partly because I was partially blind but still...
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,108 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    Cant you just pass me the noodz? I have Beyonce's baby bump pics you won't be able to ignore!

    that's not how I roll bro. earn dem newdz fo yo self
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't. .he's still tied up in the basement..
  • BaddS4
    BaddS4 Posts: 302 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    We didn't. .he's still tied up in the basement..

    Cant embrace hockey and maple syrup...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    BaddS4 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    We didn't. .he's still tied up in the basement..

    Cant embrace hockey and maple syrup...

    2" just wasnt enough ...it made us both sad :(
  • BaddS4
    BaddS4 Posts: 302 Member
    And you said you'd never say anything!! We broke up cause she told that secret....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She said size doesn't matter yet always called me Big Bertha
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Didn't like my pet name for her ..
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
    Didn't wanna give me a pet name
  • BaddS4
    BaddS4 Posts: 302 Member
    merrysailor88 wrote: »
    Didn't wanna give me a pet name

    Kept calling me snookems..
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
    Really thought he liked it. Turns out he didn't.
  • BaddS4
    BaddS4 Posts: 302 Member
    Told her I was into hot rods... Said she didn't like those :(
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
    He didn't explain that it was a car, not an actual rod.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She liked rods and I didn't have one :(
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited February 2017
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    You idiot XD

    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    Cant you just pass me the noodz? I have Beyonce's baby bump pics you won't be able to ignore!

    Ummm.... Stabbems possesses many a MFP noodz to share, but not any of me
  • Xvapor
    Xvapor Posts: 1,643 Member
    You are mean
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    they kept disappearing.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,108 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    You idiot XD

    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    Cant you just pass me the noodz? I have Beyonce's baby bump pics you won't be able to ignore!

    Ummm.... Stabbems possesses many a MFP noodz to share, but not any of me

    I have this long corridor full of accurate gold busts of various MFP beauties. Below each bust is a collection of newds for visitors perusal.

    Yours is the one missing from the collection. Hurts me everytime wander those halls, i stop at the moisturiser dispenser and I think, hell I'd move Jen's bust into the VIP room...if only it was complete.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,108 Member
    sorry @BigDougie1211 I was too busy replying to @jenmar22

    we broke up because you is a dude.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    He just wasn't that into me
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    edited February 2017
    She kept asking who my daddy is in the bed :disappointed:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited February 2017
    He was far too innocent and sweet ....nahhh just kidding , could hardly type that for laughing . :D
    Got 4 of the neighbours pregnant

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