We broke up because...
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She grew tired of me telling her she looked like Rebecca De Mornay0
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She had a high pitch count0
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Absolutely no sex ..just watched tv 24/70
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Who am I kidding... we are gittin married :P.. wait...that came out wrong.. it sounded better in my head1
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She was a bird0
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he was too sharp0
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She went straight on me..0
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She wouldn't move in0
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She always wanted an orgy0
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I didn't tell her actually she was my 8th wife, she found out eventually0
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I would never been his #1 ways #6th wife0
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I suck at everything0
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She didn't like me to have her only Monday nights because of the queue0
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Because we are better at hooking each other up then us hooking up! We like men to much!1
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She could not accept my 11th toe0
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She likes women too much
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Ahaha 11th 0
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She was into fat guys.0
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We argued too much about who had prettier hair0
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She was too young1
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She ..oh god the things she wanted me to do
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was not adventurous enough. It was JUST a cucumber.0
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She liked her veges ..wayyyy too much ..0
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I was bigger than her exes cucumber0
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We could not agree on the definition of a vegetarian.0
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She liked wet shaven cats0
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He doesnt like chics with dicks0
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Her dick wasn't big enough1
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He kept tea bagging my tea bags and saying "how do you like me now! I am one of you!"0
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He couldn't skip to his loo0
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