Awkward but funny NSV

A few months ago, my skirt almost fell off during a wedding service I was performing.

Today, I wore a dress to work. About halfway through the day, the sheriff wanted me to go do some home visits on our DWI offenders. Fortunately, I had tennis shoes, jeans and a t-shirt in my office (since I don't want to be out and about in a dress.) I didn't think about it until I pulled the first leg of the jeans halfway up,

For the rest of the afternoon I was teased by people singing "pants on the ground, pants on the ground...look like a skinny fool with your pants on the ground!"

Good thing I had an extremely adjustable belt!

What a great problem to have