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Carbkiller1970
Carbkiller1970 Posts: 3,289 Member
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We say," don't take candy from strangers!" Hey kids it's Halloween take candy from as many strangers as you can

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  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
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    If you have to deliver bad news to your spouse, do it after sex.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    For those with teenage girls: "You ask me for help but don't like my answers? Then don't ask me for help anymore."
  • Sara1791
    Sara1791 Posts: 760 Member
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    Always wear clean underpants. If you're in an accident you don't want the doctor to see you in dirty knickers.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited March 2017
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  • EricNewark
    EricNewark Posts: 295 Member
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    A dollar saved is a dollar earned.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    Don't marry her, she isn't the one for you.
  • Reaverie
    Reaverie Posts: 405 Member
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    Anything easy is not worth the trouble. What you do in the dark will be made known in the light.
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,531 Member
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    Money doesn't grown on trees.
    *and*
    Don't buy a car from a teenage boy. (me, as a teen, w/a loaded bank account, not getting to buy my beloved 1970 Ford Mustang Hatchback)
  • Carbkiller1970
    Carbkiller1970 Posts: 3,289 Member
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    Do as I say not as I do. That one always gets me in trouble

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