20 year career as a mortician---AMA
badgerface1k
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It's been done already, sorry.
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10488847/ask-a-mortician/p1
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Are you really a mortician?1
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There are people here in this forum who are only beginners but I have been knee deep in formaldehyde since they had diaper rash2
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Do you like cats?1
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Does @Rage_Phish know your doing this? I don't usually see anyone else do an AMA.0
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Do you start a new thread every time a thought pops into your head?4
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That other thread is much better.5
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If one of the spice girls were to die in concert in your town, which one would you most like to embalm? Would you prefer embalming the 20 year old or the 40 year old version and which conditioner would you use on her hair?10
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Do you guys use fabric softeners?2
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Like, like, nope, nope, like, like, like, badgerface, nope, like, sociopath.0
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The Spice Girls will not be embalmed but cryogenically frozen for research into the state of perfectionIf one of the spice girls were to die in concert in your town, which one would you most like to embalm? Would you prefer embalming the 20 year old or the 40 year old version and which conditioner would you use on her hair?
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badgerface1k wrote: »
Have you ever considered taking up a journal writing habit instead?6 -
Have you ever considered taking up a journal writing habit instead?
Lol!
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badgerface1k wrote: »There are people here in this forum who are only beginners but I have been knee deep in formaldehyde since they had diaper rash
Every statement begs the question: so what?3 -
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badgerface1k wrote: »There are people here in this forum who are only beginners but I have been knee deep in formaldehyde since they had diaper rash
You are more than welcome to share your expertise on my thread. I do have a few questions for you though....
Which muscle do you tear through to get to the carotid and the jugular?
Which vessel will you come to first when you are searching for the artery and vein?
Say your needle injector breaks, how do you sew the mouth shut?14 -
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@badgerface1k Its taking you an insanely long time to Google the answers to my questions.4
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »@badgerface1k Its taking you an insanely long time to Google the answers to my questions.
Hes being probed, give him some time4 -
Are you starting these threads AMA=Against Medical Advice?3
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I think you should be the one googling meLittleHearseDriver wrote: »@badgerface1k Its taking you an insanely long time to Google the answers to my questions.
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »If I die, which of you two should I hire?
He can have you. I'm good.7
https://youtu.be/ihOpkH11Ik8
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