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MindyLynn77
MindyLynn77 Posts: 126
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Let's play a game....Fill in the blank."It's hotter than________"

Its hotter than 2 hampsters farting in a wool sock!
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  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    It's hotter than my dog biskit.

    Which is crazy cause he is pretty hot as far as dogs go. He's the man!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    a *kitten* on dollar night
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
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    blue blazes!!

    It's something my grandparents would say...assuming it has something to do with that blue part of a high flame
  • Zockera
    Zockera Posts: 8
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    Its hotter then hotness!
  • charitydc
    charitydc Posts: 106
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    It's hotter than 2 hamsters farting in a wool sock!

    Sorry, Min. I couldn't think up of another one! LOL!
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
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    its hotter than a monkey's *kitten* on a cold night...

    heard my roommate say this one last night...makes no sense but was funny at the time :laugh:
  • mannyd1975
    mannyd1975 Posts: 120 Member
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    its hotter than a *kitten* in church!
  • BethanyMasters
    BethanyMasters Posts: 519 Member
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    I came up with this one when my sister and I were down in florida for a few weeks in the summer.

    It started with us complaining about the crappy AC in our grandparents van.

    My sister says "It sucks so bad. It's feels like they hired a bum to sit in the fan and blow on use with an ice cube in his mouth."

    Then later that same day we are walking around on St. Johns Pass and it's well over 100 degrees and I says.

    "Man it's hotter than a bum's crotch in July!"
  • nurse_carolyn
    nurse_carolyn Posts: 348
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    It's so hot chickens are laying hard boiled eggs !!
  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
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    It's hotter than 2 Hells:devil:
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
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    Hotter than a nuclear explosion... on the surface of the sun
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    IT'S SOOOO HOT I SAW A SQUIRREL FANNING ITS NUTS !



    IT'S HOTTER THAN A PRIEST AT A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
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    ...Hotter than Rosie O'Donnel! Oh man, I am sweating thinking about it!! :embarassed: :embarassed:
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
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    It's hotter than Georgia asphalt
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    hotter than a *kitten* house on nickel night


    its so hot I saw a tree fighting over two dogs


    :wink:
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
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    IT'S SOOOO HOT I SAW A SQUIRREL FANNING ITS NUTS !



    IT'S HOTTER THAN A PRIEST AT A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME

    LMAO...... funny! very true, but funny! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
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    It's hotter than the friction on my nipples on the treadmill last night!!

    let me tell ya, that was scorching!!
  • meemo88
    meemo88 Posts: 436 Member
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    open *kitten* on a hot summer day lol
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    It's hotter than the friction on my nipples on the treadmill last night!!

    let me tell ya, that was scorching!!


    I bet that hurt worse than when I stepped on mine in the shower !! OUCH !
  • djkymba
    djkymba Posts: 174
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    Makes no sense but my girl says this and it makes me giggle:

    It's hot as balls!

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